Frisky the Snowman by Lauren Biel
18+ Contains Adult Content
Frisky the Snowman is as weird a read as it sounds. It follows Holly, who loves the snow and builds herself a snowman she names Frisky, with whom she gets frisky. Imagine her surprise when Frisky comes to life.
There’s something about snow for me. I’m obsessed with the stuff. Most people find building a snowman fun, but I find it e****c
I don’t even know where to start with this one lol. I’ve read quite a few of Lauren Biel’s books and I am also a member of her street team, with it being winter it seemed the appropiate time to read this book.
“She grips me as she rides me, f**king me until my c**k pops off. I can no longer feel her wrapped around me when it disengages from my body, which is a shame.”
It’s only 52 pages, and very, very spicy. Holly is obsessed with snow; it turns her on, and she makes a snowman with a carrot appendage so she can do the horizontal tango with the snowman. That is the most polite way I can say what this book is about, haha. When it is not snowing, she uses vegetables cold out of the fridge to pleasure herself. I have to say I don’t want a Sunday roast at Holly’s house; the carrots might taste a bit funky. Obviously, it is a short read, so it is very fast-paced, and there isn’t really any plot other than the snowman becoming real. Also, I have to mention…Frisky has peppermint-flavoured “release”
It’s like a weird, horny remake of the film Jack Frost 😂
That being said, it made me laugh…made me cringe, and all in all, I haven’t read anything like it…well, actually I did read Mating with Mallows last year, which was peeps that turned into men, that was also weird. I feel like you have to read these types of short books for the fun and to have a laugh.
I gave it 3 stars for the fact, it made me laugh, it was weird, and I actually thought Frisky was kinda sweet, bless him.
“But I’ll do whatever makes her happy. If that means I have to return to the snow, then so be it. I’ll love her from afar, even as I melt.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️/5
