F*ck Me Daddy by Kinsley Kincaid
18+ Contains Adult Content
F*ck Me Daddy (FMD) is book 2 in the wonderful world of Port Canyon. Book one is Ghost Dick. FMD follows Harper, who is set to take over the responsibility of being the town mortician, which sounds pretty standard, except nothing in Port Canyon is standard since it is a town that houses ghosts, and has a barrier that keeps everyone but the residents out, except around Halloween. Harper was there for Fallon when she took over from her evil bitch of a grandmother. She was there to support Fallon when she fell in love with her uncle’s ghost, Merrick. Now it’s time for Fallon to be there for Harper during her ceremony, and well, Harper may have also been ghost dicked herself.
FMD is a hilarious paranormal romance that will have you hooked and choking on your laughter. Heck Kinsley’s note left me choking on my laughter…Or I was being tonisl hockey’d who knows?
I am so sorry to report that I’ve yet to be fucked by a ghost. So once again, all sexual parts & acts are strictly my interpretation of what I believe it would be like to fuck a ghost. BUT I did choke on my own spit plenty while writing this baby. Which leads me to believe I have now been tonsil hockey’d by one!
•Town Mortician •Paranormal dark rom com •Granny panties •Flavour savers •Full Moon Ceremony •Merrick & Fallon are back •Banter •Humour •Ghost dick
•Death •Suicide •Family loss on page •Unaliving •Mental health •Ghosts •Necrophilia •Intimate family relations •Neglect •Closure •Sarcastic Banter •Drugs •Cursed Town •Blood Ritual •Voyeurism •Exhibitionist •Dirty Talk •Morgue •Graveyard •Afterlife •Foul Naughty Mouths & a touch of dominance
I have waited my entire death for you, Harper Hayes. And if you desire a predator, then I shall be your predator.
I have been waiting for this book since I read Ghost Dick last year! I love all of Kinsley’s books, but Ghost Dick is my favourite, and now FMD…imma just say the Port Canyon set is my favourite.
This book is character-driven, and I don’t want to spoil the book by saying who the MMC is. You will have to buy the book on the 13th February and find out for yourself. I will tell you that he is a ghost 😛 I like Harper, I liked her in Ghost Dick, and I’m so happy she has her own book. One thing I didn’t know about Harper is that she is a chronic masturbator. I now know this, and so do you. She is super sweet, and we got to see her take over her role as town mortician, but also come into her own in the way she finally stands up for herself and her mother.
“I too have been dicked down by a ghost.” Silence follows. I take it as my cue to continue… “ And I may have liked it so much, that I said ‘Aye, aye, Captain Hook’ while my leg shook viciously during the orgasmic bliss he gave me.”
It is no secret that I love Merrick, and I have to say I’m super glad that even though this is Harper’s story, Merrick and Fallon are still big parts of it. I also love that Merrick annoys Harper, but that she gets him back for it, and Fallon just laughs about it.
The book is set in Port Canyon, as I’ve said, and I want to be a resident of Port Canyon. It sounds like an amazing little town! So picturesque too. I like how Kins wrote the Port Canyon books from the characters’ POV, but like they are talking to you. It makes it all the more amusing.
And don’t blame me or bill me for your therapy after this, because no one is paying for mine. You’re on your own.
Overall thoughts:
This book is amazing, and you need to pre-order it right now…or buy it on the 13th February. If you like ghosts and spice and humour and taboo, you are going to love this.
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